my story

"WHAT IN THE WORLD!" yelled viking golgan.
"I DON'T KNOW!" said torban the ninja
"i like pie." said gary the idiot.

As the pirate/evil ninja/rap fan/pop rock fan ship approached the viking/awesome ninja/elven/idiot ship, golgan torban gary and the rest of the crew waited in fear.

"WHAT WILL WE DO?" asked golgan
"HOW WILL WE SURVIVE?" asked torban
"STOP YELLING!" demanded gary the idiot/hypocrite.

as the bad ship came into contact with the ship containing the main characters, a pirate yelled
"YARRRR WE IS GOING TO BE RAPING YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN!"

to which torban replied "wait... our children? so your PEDOPHILE pirates?"
"uhm yes." replied the pirate.
"and I'M a gay pirate!" screamed a scrawny pirate in a tye dye shirt.\
as the members of the good ship watched the gay pirate get thrown into the ocean, they wondered how they could defeat the bad ship. because their ship had many more cannons.

"wait!" yelled golgan. "what if we summon a monster!?"
"YES! a dragon preferably" said tolban.
"nope." said golgan.
"well than what?" said tolban
"i'll tell you." said golgan
"continue." replied tolban
"it will be fear---"
"STOP IT WITH THE YAMMERING AND HURRY UP WITH IT," yelled gary, "THEY THROWING MEATLOAF AT US!"

and indeed they were. so golgan went to his captain's quarters, realized there was only 1/4th of a bedroom. and went to the captains whole.
when he returned he had in his hands a block of wood.

"how in the world will that help us?" said torban
"watch!" said golgan.
golgan threw the block of wood at the rival ship, knocking a physically impossible hole in it. and the evil boat was sucked in by the sea.
to which gary responded.

"guys i hope you don't mind, but i just crapped on the deck"




THE END. OF PART 1

i think i'm gonna make some more stories of golgan, torban, and gary. what do you guys think?

EPISODE 2!!!

golgan, torban and gary were sailing upon the eight c's. until they realized all they would do is go in a semicircle. upon realizing they sailed upon the seven seas.

they kept the gay pirate, who could not be killed, and had every std known to man in a prison cell in the bottom of the boat. just in case they needed to torture people.

"i'm hungry." said golgan
"i'm thirsty." muttered torban
"I'M ALSO A CANNIBAL!" shouted the gay pirate
"and i'm an idio-... never mind." said gary

while they were sailing, they came upon the boat of chaosdragon and metalniller.

"OMG LIEK WTF AR U GUYZ DOIN HEREZ!" shouted chaos
"YA SRSLY GUYS LIKE GET OUT OF THE WAY! WE'RE TOTALLY DOING OUR HAIR!" shouted metalniller

"no!" shouted golgan "we come to raid your ship and rape any hot women you might have. and any guys the gay guy finds attractive!"

"LIKE OMG YOU GUYS ARE SO RUDE!" said chaos

as chaos and metalniller started to throw doodoo-feces at our protaganists (good guys for any illiterate snob (rokai) our three heroes ran down into their ship.

"what should we do?" asked torban
"how about we open a portal to another dimension!" suggested golgan
"remember what happened last time?" asked torban
golgan looked in a mirror only to remember that he was a wuss vampire like the ones in that stupid book twilight, and had to drink a bottle of pee every day in order to not sparkle in the sunlight *
"unfortunately." said golgan
"how about we put in ear plugs, and blast the song video games by the blackout band until internal hemmoraghing destroys their brains"
"good idea!" said golgan
"i feel left out of this conversation" said gary

our three heroes went to the internet, illegally downloaded "video games" put in ear plugs, and let loose the song.

"OH MY GOD." said chaos "IT'S LIKE THE TIME WHEN I USED TO LIKE THE JONAS BROTHERS!
"OH MY GOD!" said metalniller "IT'S LIKE WHEN I USED TO LIKE HANNAH MONTANA!"

chaos and metalniller's brains exploded.

"I'M ALSO A NECROPHELIEST!" screamed the gay pirate
"let him have his fun" said golgan.

and the gay pirate did.






*this is a joke to american audiences.

Eh... silly in a non-funny and non-entertaining way...

That was like the Mad Libs power metal story. Sweet.

That's just the way I was like on this story. (OK left eyebrow a bit upper)

Chaosdragon94 wrote:

Eh... silly in a non-funny and non-entertaining way...

I must agreed on that...

MetalNiller wrote:

Chaosdragon94 wrote:

Eh... silly in a non-funny and non-entertaining way...

I must agreed on that...

MAY GOLGAN HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL!

actually... i'm gonna have the gay pirate come to your house. did i mention he can't be killed? and he has every std known to man? have fun with that.

balrog wrote:

MetalNiller wrote:

Chaosdragon94 wrote:

Eh... silly in a non-funny and non-entertaining way...

I must agreed on that...

MAY GOLGAN HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL!

actually... i'm gonna have the gay pirate come to your house. did i mention he can't be killed? and he has every std known to man? have fun with that.

Still not funny. Good luck with that.

it was good
do more

Uhh...

Chaosdragon94 wrote:

balrog wrote:

MetalNiller wrote:

Chaosdragon94 wrote:

Eh... silly in a non-funny and non-entertaining way...

I must agreed on that...

MAY GOLGAN HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL!

actually... i'm gonna have the gay pirate come to your house. did i mention he can't be killed? and he has every std known to man? have fun with that.

Still not funny. Good luck with that.

Chaos just write something funnier and then you can judge others by their work. at least he tried and it was a good topic to pass your time.

I found Balrog's second blurb actually funny.

Rokai wrote:

I found Balrog's second blurb actually funny.

finally some moral support.

NightwalkerRicku wrote:

Chaosdragon94 wrote:

balrog wrote:

MetalNiller wrote:

Chaosdragon94 wrote:

Eh... silly in a non-funny and non-entertaining way...

I must agreed on that...

MAY GOLGAN HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL!

actually... i'm gonna have the gay pirate come to your house. did i mention he can't be killed? and he has every std known to man? have fun with that.

Still not funny. Good luck with that.

Chaos just write something funnier and then you can judge others by their work. at least he tried and it was a good topic to pass your time.

I never said I'm funny, I just said THIS wasn't funny, god dammit...

Chaosdragon94 wrote:

NightwalkerRicku wrote:

Chaosdragon94 wrote:

balrog wrote:

MetalNiller wrote:

Chaosdragon94 wrote:

Eh... silly in a non-funny and non-entertaining way...

I must agreed on that...

MAY GOLGAN HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL!

actually... i'm gonna have the gay pirate come to your house. did i mention he can't be killed? and he has every std known to man? have fun with that.

Still not funny. Good luck with that.

Chaos just write something funnier and then you can judge others by their work. at least he tried and it was a good topic to pass your time.

I never said I'm funny, I just said THIS wasn't funny, god dammit...

dammit is two words. DAMN IT. not damnit. not dammit. DAMN IT. get it right >_>

balrog wrote:

Chaosdragon94 wrote:

NightwalkerRicku wrote:

Chaosdragon94 wrote:

balrog wrote:

MetalNiller wrote:

Chaosdragon94 wrote:

Eh... silly in a non-funny and non-entertaining way...

I must agreed on that...

MAY GOLGAN HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL!

actually... i'm gonna have the gay pirate come to your house. did i mention he can't be killed? and he has every std known to man? have fun with that.

Still not funny. Good luck with that.

Chaos just write something funnier and then you can judge others by their work. at least he tried and it was a good topic to pass your time.

I never said I'm funny, I just said THIS wasn't funny, god dammit...

dammit is two words. DAMN IT. not damnit. not dammit. DAMN IT. get it right >_>

Ladies; contain your selves. It was funny. Chaos isn't really a humorous guy. Balrog knows how to spell damn it. PMLO just got bumped to third all time. I finally made Warrior King. Whatever.




Yes;.........I made a fake reply just to say "PMLO just got bumped to third all time. I finally made Warrior King."
<--Hey Banger, where you been man?

good job on getting warrior king