Power Metal Memes

I'm really tired with all of these Black Metal and Thrash Metal memes.
Like kvlt, krieg, ist, thrash til death, etc.
Let's get some memes for the more classier side of metal!
All of these memes were created and discussed by the members of the HN and the Drill's Crack House.

PM Meme 1
K's to the end of C's.
For example:
-John Petruckcki
-Sonata Arckticka
-Magick Spells
-Dragonforcke
-Cklassickal Musick


PM Meme 2
Falling Hammers.
Calling a good true black metal band is referred to as _______ ist krieg/kvlt
So, to call a power metal band awesome and mindblowing, we say ______'s Hammer Falls
Example:
-Sonata Arckticka's hammer falls
-Firewind's hammer falls
-Nightwish's hammer falls

Feel free to come up with more.

What would "kvlt" be? It's just not the same as calling it awesome, there's something else to it too.
I'd say "shielded by the great beards of Marco Hietala", but it just seems too unwieldy.

hell yeah ride that fucking dragon hard

Cellador's hammer falls
but
Slipknot's hammer fails

How about "That's ZP"?

Like "Slipknot are so ZP"! ZP = Shit!

Let's be honest, ZP Theart can't sing to save his life and I guess you could call him the essence of suck?

Metallhead123 wrote:

Let's be honest, ZP Theart can't sing to save his life and I guess you could call him the essence of suck?

You can't be serious o.O

Vggamegod wrote:

Metallhead123 wrote:

Let's be honest, ZP Theart can't sing to save his life and I guess you could call him the essence of suck?

You can't be serious o.O

Well he can sing.
It's just a bit annoying to some ears.
Like mine.

Vggamegod wrote:

Metallhead123 wrote:

Let's be honest, ZP Theart can't sing to save his life and I guess you could call him the essence of suck?

You can't be serious o.O

He just bores me, and to be honest, I think he's the worst Power Metal singer I have heard.
Also, if this causes anyone to cry about it and swear back in anger, then save it. I know most DF fans are so uptight but it's my opinion, thank you very much.

I am actually going to start saying ZP everywhere and hope it catches on

Metallhead123 wrote:

Vggamegod wrote:

Metallhead123 wrote:

Let's be honest, ZP Theart can't sing to save his life and I guess you could call him the essence of suck?

You can't be serious o.O

He just bores me, and to be honest, I think he's the worst Power Metal singer I have heard.
Also, if this causes anyone to cry about it and swear back in anger, then save it. I know most DF fans are so uptight but it's my opinion, thank you very much.

I am actually going to start saying ZP everywhere and hope it catches on

We won't kill you for your opinion. Free speech still exists. But he has improved greatly recently.

It seems that power metal bands talk a whole lot about winter, so if one says something really cheesy (power metal bands are already cheesy so I mean REALLY cheesy), we could say "That was just Winter."
I think I'll start saying that.

that paragraph was just winter

That's exactly what I thought of when I typed it. XD

Manowar is the most winter band of all time

Wintersun's hammer falls and is so winter it's ckrazy.

Ehhh... Don't understand a lot what is the whole goal of this but... Let's do it!!

HammerFall's Hammer Fall