Creating The Most Epic Song Of All Time

Okay so here's what to do.

Basically, put different parts of different songs together, to form one epic song.

For example, this could be the layout:

Intro:
Verse:
Bridge:
Chorus:
Bridge:
Verse:
Bridge:
Chorus:
Solo:
Second Solo:
Bridge:
Chorus:
Ending:

So, I'll make an example one

Intro: Raining Blood - Slayer
Verse: The Warrior Inside - DragonForce
Bridge: Master Of Puppets - Metallica
Chorus: Down From The Sky - Trivium
Second Bridge: Hallowed Be Thy Name - Iron Maiden
Second Verse: Highway To Hell - ACDC
Third Bridge: Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns N' Roses
Second Chorus: Cryin' - Aerosmith
Solo: Stairway To Heaven - Led Zeppelin
Second Solo: Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
Fourth Bridge: Lonely Train - Black Stone Cherry
Third Chorus: Wasted Years - Iron Maiden
Ending: One - Metallica

Okay, this is just an off-the-top-of-my-head, draft. You guys can do much better than this I'm sure, although this would sound pretty cool.

EDIT: Oh and by the way, you don't have to use this as a layout. Your song can be short and sweet or longer, by adding or taking out the parts you want.

Intro: Iron Maiden - Murders in the Rue Morgue (A great minute )
Verse: Megadeth - Liar
Bridge: Nevermore - This Godless Endeavor
Chorus: Warrel Dane - Messenger
Bridge: Rage Against the Machine - Killing in the Name
Second Verse: Gamma Ray - Man on a Mission
Bridge: Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall, Pt. 2
Second Chorus: Ensiferum - Lai Lai Hei
First Solo: Iron Maiden - Caught Somewhere in Time
Second Solo: Wintersun - Winter Madness
Bridge: Nightwish - Planet Hell
Third Solo: Dream Theater - Stream of Consciousness
Fourth Solo: Nevermore - Final Product
Bridge: Pink Floyd - Echoes
Fifth Solo: Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb
Bridge: Dream Theater - Honor Thy Father x 2
Third Chorus: Opeth - Harvest
Sixth Solo: Children of Bodom - Kissing the Shadows
Ending: Opeth - Demon of the Fall

Actually, I might try putting it together in Sony Vegas and Upload it to Youtube!

Slow song:
Intro: One- Metallica
Verse One: Soothsayer- Buckethead
Verse One lyrics: (It's an instrumental song, so we need some lyrics!) Trail of Broken Hearts- Dragonforce
Chorus:Trail of Broken Hearts- Dragonforce (may add another later)
Verse Two: Soothsayer- Buckethead
Verse Two Lyrics: Dreamer- Ozzy Osbourne
Chorus
Solo 1: The first minute of I Love My Parents- Buckethead
Solo 2: First solo of Trail of Broken Hearts
Chorus
Outro: End of I Love My Parents

Intro: Dream Theater - Octavarium 5:16
Verse: Edguy - All The Clowns 0:20
Keyboard Solo : Dream Theater - Panic Attack 1:16
Pre-Chorus : Dignity - The Edge Of The Blade 0:11
Chorus: Axxis - Shadows Of The Light 0:18
Verse: HammerFall - Last Man Standing 0:36
Pre-Chorus : Axenstar - The Edge Of The World 0:20
Chorus: Dignity - Don't Pay The Ferryman (Cover) 0:20
Bridge: Sonata Arctica - Broken 1:09
Solo : Sonata Arctica - Replica (2006) 0:20
Second Solo: DragonForce - Fury Of The Storm 2:06
Pre-Chorus : Gamma Ray - Hell Is Thy Home 0:14
Chorus: Masterplan - Heroes 0:11
Chorus : Sonata Arctica - Don't Say A Word 0:18
Ending: Avenged Sevenfold - Sidewinder (The Whole Acoustic Part) 2:13

TOTAL : 12:04

I like the idea. As I feared though, it's pretty hard in practice. I tried to make a song starting with my Zombie Apocalypse playlist, and then adding some other stuff in to try and smooth it out. It's.....interesting. Becouse it's done in just a couple hours and hell, let's face it: Bands don't sound alike, you've gotta use your IIIIIMAAAGINAAATION. [/Spongbob]

link: http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/10/9/1496826/Untitled_converted.mp3


Also, the songs are:
When The Man Comes Around - Johnny Cash
Tubular Hell - Van Helsing's Curse
Ghost Opera - Kamelot
Live For The Kill - Amon Amarth
Free Will Sacrifice - Amon Amarth
Make Them Die Slowly - One Man Army And The Undead Quartet

I just did found that my song is 11 minutes long!!